girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
me about everything
Once at this party Bohemian Rhapsody started playing and we were all like “Yeah sing along!” but this one guy was like “stfu everyone I want to hear the song” and now he’s dead.
you mean you killed a man?
Put a gun against his head..
I do believe I have an unhealthy love for guys that were in bands in the 80s.